After the jump through space last week we find the Raza going through some serious system issues. Sparks are flying and nothing is doing well, though they get everything, but ftl back up. Android says they’ve only traveled 1.2 miles, but that they’ll have to do more work before they try the jump again. They hear a distress call from the station they just left and Two insists they head back. The station is completely dark and is playing the distress call on a loop. Android says that they can’t go any closer, even though Two insists that they help the survivors. They pull up their screen and see the Raza attacking two other ships. Well, that’s odd.

Two Razas in one place doesn’t last long. The other Raza manages to successfully blink, but before the regular Raza can go anywhere they are under attack. They announce they are standing down, but they keep getting shot at until Commander Truffault comes on and says she doesn’t understand what they think they are doing. She says that they are at war, but that they will stop shooting if they let them board. Two says that they won’t resist, as long as her crew is safe. The blink drive is fried and Android says it will take 30 minutes to fix the ftl drive. Two is prepping the ship for the Commander’s arrival, doors are being closed and the rest of the crew is arming. Android tells Two that there is an anomalous wave at the point where they emerged. She then says that they’ve entered an alternate dimension. Well, looks like the Raza punched a hole through space and time. Maybe we should paint TARDIS on the front of the ship for the rest of the episode. Two hands over the melted blink drive to Truffault. She promised them their safety, but says that she will be taking them in. Two says that the drive is still useful for them, even if it doesn’t work and that they won’t go quietly. Before the Commander can leave she gets an urgent call that reveals that this isn’t this dimension’s Raza. Two tells the crew that she handed over the drive, they aren’t happy about it, but she has a plan. She says that they need to get the one from the other Raza.

Two is watching the news and learns that this is the second month of a galactic war in this dimension. Ferrous Corp insists that they weren’t involved, but they are ahead in the fight so far. Android asks Five how everything is going and she says ftl is almost fixed, but that it doesn’t really matter because they can’t ever get home. This seems to confound Android a bit as she sees this ship as home. No matter where they are as long as they are on the ship that’s all they need. Five doesn’t want to know what is different in this dimension because she thinks it can’t be good. Six learns that he was killed by Two before he could carry out his plan to take down the crew. In this dimension Two and Three, going by their real names, are wanted for attacking multiple locations and specifically for an attack on Dwarf Star Industries. They also apparently are a couple, which bothers me. Seriously them having sexy times gives me the heebie jeebies. Both are amazingly attractive people, but I just don’t want to see Two and Three bump uglies. Four learns that in this dimension he is the ruler of his home planet and uses that to invite the Raza crew to meet them. Very sneaky indeed Four. Still totally not okay with the whole alternate reality Two and Three thing. I do really like this Two’s outfit, I totally could not pull off chest slits. They make the meeting and our Two and Three hold this dimensions them at gun point. Our Two takes Alterna-Two’s coat, which is a very smart move. They head into this Raza and take the drive, but suddenly the ship’s engines turn on and they jump.

 

In Alterna-Raza Corso is there, plus Tash and Wexler. On our Raza Four locks Alterna-Two and Alterna-Three up. Anyway, Two and Wexler wind up at the mining colony that wants to declare independence. Two tells them that they need to talk. Okay, seriously more sex. Normally I wouldn’t complain, but apparently in this dimension Three is sleeping with everyone. Tash grabs Three and is very ready to have sex, but he tells her to wait until tomorrow. On our Raza Four comes back to check on the prisoners and Alterna-Two says she knows that they accidentally jumped through time. Then she and Alterna-Three explain how their Four got his throne back. Two is trying to tell the mining group not to declare independence now, but before she finishes Wexler kills all of them, except one. He wants to take the girl, but Two tells him to let her go. Then she learns that they are going to drop a nuke on the planet. Two tells the Raza to stand down, Corso is not pleased with her giving him orders and doesn’t see what her plan could be. He says they don’t have time to shoot them all, which is the only alternative plan he could think of, and then he cuts the communication off. Two knocks out Wexler after he insists she tell him why she’s acting differently and then Corso engages the nuke. Two is tracking it on the Marauder and then Alterna-Android appears and tells Three that the nuke is dangerous for a member of the crew. She can’t override it, but Three runs to the bridge and thinks that Two died because Corso launched it while she was still on the planet. Three takes out Corso, but Tash knocks him to the ground and before she can stab him, Two arrives. Tash won’t listen to her and the two of them get into an epic fight. While Two is fighting her vision starts getting odd and before Tash can stab her, Alterna-Android shoots Tash with some sort of stun gun. Five is watching Alterna-Two and Alterna-Three on a monitor when Six comes in. He says that in this reality she wasn’t there to save him and that their memories were never wiped. Truffault arrives and knocks Six and Four out, then makes her way to the bridge. She tells Android to shut down and when she refuses, Truffault threatens to shoot Five. Android then shuts herself off to protect the youngest member of the crew.

Two hails her Raza and Truffault answers. She says that this is a preemptive double cross, she says that they want the drive in exchange for the lives of her people. Two is using Alterna-Android to hack and control her Raza, she sent her over in the Marauder. Alterna-Android has the Raza shoot at Truffault’s ship and now it can’t fight any of them. Two sent Truffault back to her ship and they are sending Alterna-Two and Alterna-Three back, but Two is keeping the coat. Alterna-Android and Android speak and Alterna-Android says that she is going back to her ship because her loyalty lies with her crew and especially Alterna-Two because she made her what she is. Hm, does this mean Two is the reason Android doesn’t act like a normal android? With everything up and running the ship seems to have made the jump correctly. The issue is that the other dimension’s Marauder was attached to their ship. Before they can intercept it, Alterna-Marauder jumps into ftl. Android connects to the station’s data hub to verify that they are back in the right time and place. They get Nyx, but she told Five that she doesn’t know where Devon is. They’ve tried to call him, but his com is down. Three says that none of them really know him and that he probably just decided to move on. Two wakes up and her right hand is shaking and when she tries to walk her vision is blurry, almost like she has vertigo. She tries to make it to the hallway and collapses. Something is definitely wrong with her and they’re going to have to find a way to help her.

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