Grab your chimichangas, your stabbiest swords, and get comfy because we are here to talk about the Deadpool movie. Quick aside, don’t take stabby things to the theater, it’s not okay, and they might frown on you bringing in your own food, but shhhhh, you should be reading this review not in your movie theater. Now read my mercenary loving friends, read! Oh and no spoilers, promise, because spoilers are more evil than British bad guys (tiny hint at plot things).

First off this movie is definitely not for children at all. I know it’s rated R, but seriously do not take your young and impressionable children. Heck don’t take your friend who has an issue with curse words, nudity, blood, graphic comedic violence, and putting together Ikea furniture. Actually take the friend who has an issue with Ikea furniture, there’s a scene made just for them. So now with that out of the way this movie is f*cking awesome! Yes, I’m keeping it cable level language here. If they can dip sound out letters to let characters use the F word then I can asterisk this thing. Honestly I couldn’t review this movie without some level of cursing. The swear words fly as fast as the bullets and I thought that was perfect.

I haven’t read a lot of Deadpool I admit that, I’m sorry I’m a crappy comic book reader, but I have read some and seriously those things are M for Mature for a reason. Deadpool is a great character, but what makes him so great is his complete disregard for normal comic book rules. He just doesn’t care what he does as long as it feels right to him. Now if that means taking out an entire team of bad dudes that’s cool with him.

The Deadpool movie is a combination origin story, revenge plot. The story isn’t told exactly in chronological order. We actually start after Wade Wilson has become Deadpool and is looking for a guy named Francis. While he is taking guys out he tells the audience all about how he got there through a variety of flashbacks and fourth wall breaking. We get to see what he was like as just a mercenary for hire, which involved him eating my favorite kind of pizza. Seriously pineapple and olive, best pizza ever, now I want a Deadpool pizza date. We get to see his relationship with Vanessa, who is a magnificent woman played by Morena Baccarin.

I really don’t want to spoil things for you because so many amazing characters show up and play off of Deadpool that hinting at them might ruin that for you. Just know this, everyone Deadpool comes in contact with winds up being hilarious in some way, shape, or form. Everyone is great! Now some other highlights include a lot of Ryan Reynolds butt, a ton of Wolverine/Hugh Jackman jokes, and references to Ryan Reynolds himself. You definitely need to stay for all of the credits. Not only are there two credit scenes, but a huge portion of the credits are animated and seriously so funny.

So I’m telling you go see Deadpool asap, just don’t take the young’uns or the easily offended, because I loved it. I give it five out of five nerdy girl glasses. If you want to see more of my Deadpool excitement check out my kleffnotes YouTube channel, my blog, kleffnotes.wordpress.com, and my Twitter, @kleffnotes. I also run The Nerdy Girl Express Snapchat, thenerdygirlexp.